Michelle Obama Cracking Down On Campfire S’mores

That piece of chocolate bar and marshmallow – key ingredients in the s’more – are just too unhealthy for Michelle Obama’s food police at the USDA and they want you to eliminate them.

The government has now reinvented the s’more and they’re urging us all to change our ways.

Thank goodness the Feds have ISIS on the run and can now focus on more important things. Like all those portly campers getting tubbier because they haven’t sampled the bureaucrats’ latest creation.

“This quick, easy, and mouth-watering recipe is a perfect afternoon snack for the early days of summer,” the USDA writes on its recipe page.

“Kids will love that they can make it themselves, and parents will love that it’s an inexpensive and healthy treat!”

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