Obama Has a Federal Warrant For His Arrest

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A Framingham man illegally in the country from Kenya was drunk when he nearly ran his sport utility vehicle into a police car Wednesday night on Waverly Street, police said.

After the near crash, Onyango Obama, 67, told Officer Val Krishtal that Krishtal should have yielded to his Mitsubishi SUV, according to a report filed yesterday in Framingham District Court.

Krishtal said he and another driver had to slam on their brakes to avoid hitting the SUV, which rolled through a stop sign and took a quick left turn.

Obama said he doubted the officer slammed on his brakes because he did not hear the tires squeal, the report says.

Obama has a federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement warrant for his arrest. ICE has previously ordered him to be deported back to Kenya.




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261 comments on “Obama Has a Federal Warrant For His Arrest
  1. dara says:

    can we send them both back?

    • dingbat36 says:

      S'pose he could take his cousin Barack back home with him. They must be related, after all isn't Obama's illegal alien Auntie named Onyango as well?

      • JIM says:

        LOOKS LIKE 3 PEAS IN A POD !!! THEY HAVE TO BE PEAS !! NO BEANS ABOUT IT !!!! PUT THEM INT THE POT !!! THE JAIL HOUSE POT ,FOR LYING TO COMGRESS AND DECIVING THE FEDERAL GOV,AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE FALSCE BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND MISHANDLING THE AMERICAN TREASURY !!!!BEBT !!! 3 TRILLONN UN ACCOUNTED FOR ???ISN'T THAT STEALING !!!

    • chris says:

      Wait, he also has an aunt who says we should be grateful that we can fully pay all of her bills. Lets put her on the list too.

    • BUD says:

      TWO ONE-WAY TICKETS, HAS A BEAUTIFUL SOUND TO IT.
      SEEMS TO BE A WIN-WIN SITUATION FOR AMERICA.

    • rafael says:

      2 DECADES AGO HE WAS TOLD TO LEAVE, BUT DID NOT< SO THEY GOT HIM NOW> AND WHAT?? THERE WAS ANOTHER ONE , AN AUNT, WALKING WITH A FUR COAT, I GUESS SHE KEEPS WALKING AND OBAMA~S FATHER,
      DRIVING DRUNK IN KENYA, HE HAD AN ACCIDENT AND LOST A LEG.
      THEY LIKE DRINKING……….

    • JUST WHAT I THINK says:

      BETTER HURRY UP AND SEND HIM BACK, BEFORE HE IS GIVEN FREE HOUSING AND WELFARE LIKE OBAMA'S ILLEGAL AUNT THAT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE DEPORTED YEARS AGO.

    • Angel says:

      Only one problem, do we know who the usurper really is?

    • Capt Gene says:

      Careful or you'll be declared a terrorist under the 67-31 senate vote declaring "battlefield ameriKa" law.

    • Takitezy says:

      I agree. a twofer. sounds great to me….. How about the aunt that is here on welfare? and housing cert. another drain on the taxpayer…..

    • Henry B. says:

      Reminds me of the old TV ad where the guy is trying to bribe a young boy by telling him he'd send his sister to the moon. The boy said, "I have two sisters." Reply: "They'll both go!"

    • PAM says:

      I SURE WOULD LOVE FOR THEM TO. WE KNOW HE IS FROM KENYA AND IS A MUSLUM. YET THEY KEEP TRYING TO SAY HAWAII. HE IS NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FROM HAWAII. HE I FROM KENYA. I HEARD HIS GRANDMOTHER WAS KILLED. WONDER IF THAT WAS TO SHUT HER UP???????? PAT BOONE WAS OVER THERE NOT LONG AGO AND THEY WERE ALL COMING UP TO HIM SAYING ONE OF T HERE'S WAS THE PRESIDENT. HOW MUCH PLAINER CAN YOU GET.????? WHY DONT THE PEOPLE STAND UP. I DONT UNDERSTAND. I WANT OUT GREAT COUNTRY BACK.

    • BUD says:

      HE WAS ONLY HERE SEARCHING FOR THE OTHER MISSING IDIOT FROM HIS HOME TOWN IN KENYA.
      NOW SOME SMALL VILLAGE IN KENYA IS MISSING TWO IDIOTS.

  2. stunned says:

    Hmmm! Everybody from Kenya is illegal. At least any with name obama, but guy ensconced in oval office has a plethora of names.

    • JIM says:

      WHY ISN'T obama ARESTED ANT DEPORTED? WHY WONT ICE OR THE FBI DO THERE JOB

      • CRITICON says:

        BECAUSE HE IS CONSIDERED THE "ANOINTED ONE" WHO DESCENDED FROM THE UNITED NATIONS HEAVEN TO ADVANCE THE GOAL OF PLACING ALL OF US TOGETHER IN A SOCIALIST-ISLAMIC "HEAVEN" , WHICH RIGHT NAME IS "WORLD-WIDE-CONCENTRATION-CAMP" WHICH IS THE OLD AGUSTINIAN DREAM, BETTER KNOWN AS THE "OLD AGE" THAT IS NOW PRESENTED AS THE "NEW AGE".

    • satiricon says:

      We should send him (the one in the White House) to his 1967 "borders" as he pretends to do with Israel.

    • Osteomed says:

      And at least 3 different SS numbers, too!!

    • guest says:

      personally, I call him just plain old B.O. because it is fitting and proper–and he smells so bad like all the rest of the Afs

  3. Marlene says:

    It has to be Barry-boy's cousin. The whole illegal clan should be put in a slow canoe and sent back to Kenya.

  4. Mike B says:

    That is the same type of stupid, mean spirited crap that leftists dig up. Grow up and get real. Stick to the meat.

    • Steven says:

      No, leftists don't START the article by pointing out it actually has NOTHING to do with the public figure the headline hints at. You have to read the entire article to find that out, and sometimes that is not enough.

    • obama Hates America says:

      Mike? Your an idiot. Enough said.

  5. Edwin says:

    Man! I thought this was real! This isn't April Fools' Day!
    Please don't post a story unless it is true!

    • Edwin says:

      Oh, I am sorry. This story is true! Just the wrong Obama!

    • nash says:

      I can hardly wait to see the real deportation of all kenyas,,and africans…dominicans, cubans,all blacks from central and south america who are all illigal…but get away with just being black…look at most yellow cap taxi drivers.. muslims…yep they too …all illigal,,came in this country by way of Ohara AirPort and New York , while all stupit red neck racist are looking to the south of the border ,,the real enemy is coming by plane loads thru our front door DAILY !!!!!!!

    • donjusko says:

      Funny, satirical, satire, joking, having fun, kidding around, sarcasm, did you ever notice how many words there are to disguise lying?
      It's like grave yard changed to cemetery to memorial park. Anything but the obvious word. A lie is a lie and I hate sarcasm. I hate Obama because he lied to me.

      • Steven says:

        They did NOT lie. The story is 100% true. This site even STARTED by pointing out that the article was actually about someone other than the President.

    • cheryl says:

      What no sense of humor? Geez Get a life!

    • Please don't insult April Fools day as it's my birthday. And I get downright angry.

    • Jeff says:

      They got the wrong man!

    • Xavier Pattonson says:

      It's technically true, see the humor.

  6. Marlene says:

    This is my second huge disappointment lately. Last week an early morning phone call woke me from a dream that had Obama dead from a heart attack – I almost cried. Not for him, mind you, but from being wakened from such a satisfying dream. It's odd, though. usually dreams of death are very prophetic for me.

    • @misterbadex says:

      i hope you aren't losing touch with your dreams, maybe "the beast" will get "toyota's syndrome" and rocket off a bridge in DC at 190 MPH, minimum loss of life there, a few agents and an illegal alien criminal.

    • joe meister says:

      theres a lot of ways of being dead marlene .like when i come back from the racetrack broke. like when i can't get out tomorrow because of hurricane irene ,i'll be lying dead as they say. MR 0 is dead all right .from the neck up. he will have this nation destroyed by nov 2012. whoever beats him & the new congress will have plenty of work righting 0's miserable wrongs & all the misery he's causing. joe meister

    • hanginjudge says:

      The only problem with that scenario is that Biden would take over. I doubt he's a bigger idiot. As far as idiots go it would be a dead heat. But as far as criminals are concerned Obama's got him beat. hell I should be a poet.

      The next presidents first order of business should be to disinfect the Whitehouse.

    • sally says:

      Hope and Change served.

    • obama Hates America says:

      We can only hope your dream comes true.

  7. jack stuart says:

    Now, Now you guys sound upset, what have you to gripe about? List them for me from 1-1,000 first one finished gets to ride a Bus, for 1.00 or has the price of a bus ride gone up?
    J.S.

  8. DoctorBob says:

    If only we could hope that this is the other Obama someday, and SOON!

    • littlechi says:

      He doesn't need to go back to Kenya. He needs a trip to Gitmo! He is a terrorist, nothing more. He has been planted here to do us harm. He is doing a good job of it. He cannot be let go because he now knows all the National Secrets! He is a traitor! But then, if he is not a real American citizen, than what does that mean? I think traitor, Gitmo, treated as an enemy of the US and confined for life in solitary confinement. Same with his wife. If she is aware of his fraud and has proceeded to help cover it up, she is then an enemy of the state. She too, would be considered a traitor. The kids have nothing to do with it. Whoever thinks they are not trying to turn the country to Socialism they need to open their eyes and smell the roses.

  9. Faith Matsuoka says:

    If Obama gets in for another term, I don't think there will be any talk like we've seen here. Andy Stern says they know what we believe and where we live and they'll come after us. I feel like they can hardly wait to do that, and will as soon as they can get away with it.
    We all feel so strongly, but it's so frustrating because nobody does anything. Why didn't Trump follow through on the birth certificate thing? The AZ sheriff, Joe A. has been asked to look into it, but he's in so much trouble anyway. Poor guy! I'd like to see him as President. I just have to keep going back to the fact that God is in control. BUT, on the other hand, we need to fight evil as long as we're alive.

    • @misterbadex says:

      there are about 4,500,000 heavily armed people in the united states, the national guard doesn't stand a chance, add another 75,000,000 casual gun owners, we're in like Swiss! half the people in our military know of the NRA. it's the liberal "city folk" that disdain firearms, that are ignorant to the "gun culture" of this nation, look around, over one out of every four people in this country own GUNS! i have over a dozen, just ordered another last night, it's a beaut! semi-auto with stock 27 round magazines, i ordered extras when i made the purchase! we're not going down with a whimper!

      • That Mouthy Lady says:

        Dear patriot MISTERBADAEX: Never, never EVER say anything about your arms ONLINE! Don't you know we're being monitored by the PTBs, & you're now on their list, if you weren't already?!?

      • Fed Up says:

        i dont own 'A' gun !(sic) you should talk softly and carry ! uh….a big stick!

    • JIM says:

      I AGREE WITH YOU ,I DO BELIVE THEY CAN"T WAIT TO DO THERE THING!!! ,WE ALL KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN THAT HAPPENS !!! SO IT DOESN"T TAKE A ROCKET SCIENTIST TO FIGURE THAT OUT AND WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT SHOULD THAT HAPPEN !!!!! RIGHT !!!? GENTLE AS A DOVE WISE AS A SERPENT,WALK SOFTLY BUT CARRY A BIG STICK !!!??? THERE IS ANOTHER THAT WE SHOULD BE VERY WARY OF HILLARY CLINTON !! SHOUD QBAMA NOT BE ELECTED ,THEN THEY WILL LEAN ON HILLARY TO FILL THOSE SHOES OF QBAMA ,I HERD THAT SHE'S THE NUMBER TWO MOST POWERFUL WOMAN INTHE WORLD !!! SO WE HAVE TO BE VILLAGENT !!! AND WATCH AND WAIT ,AS THEY STEP UP TO THE PLATE VOTE THE OUT !! !ALSO WATCH YOUR LOCAL GOVERNMENTS FOR MUSLIMNS RUNNING FOR OFFICE THEY DON'T MIND GETTING IN AT THE BOTTOM OR EVEN THROUGH CONGRESS OR BEING A SENATOR ,VOTE THEM OUT WATCH ,IT'S YOUR DUTY TO AMERICA AND YOUR FAMILY !!!

    • Billy Cooper says:

      Trump was either scared off or he was bought off. It has to be one or the other. As we recall he started out like a house afire. The next thing we know, he is quiter than a Church Mouse. Arizona Joe A. is doing everything within his power to get to the bottom of this. Sheriff Joe needs to watch his back, I am sure he is on someones HIT list. God Bless Sheriff Joe . America just needs a few more thousand of sheriffs like Sheriff Joe A.

    • cleteus says:

      We need a new sheriff and posse. Take the old sheriff and posse and load them on a space shuttle. Send them out in outer space and end the space program. This country is getting to be a big joke to our other countries. Were ran by a clown. Its like one big circus; everyone has their own act. It will take one big history book to study all the bad faults of this one president. What can we say he has done good for this country. The bad out weighs the good if any I don't know how long God will let this man rule until God pulls the plug . This president ; I wouldn't want to be in his shoes. He will be judged by someone higher than you and me; God himself. God bless the US and all its people.

    • marcel duranleau says:

      FAITH AND AMERICA BE PATIENT Psalm 109:8

    • PAM says:

      FAITH.SHERIFF JOE IS STILL AFTER HIM AND SUPPOSE TO REPORT IN MARCH. I AM SURE IF ANYONE CAN TAKE HIM DOWN IT IS THE SHERIFF. I LOVE THAT GUY. HE IS ALLLLLLLL MAN. I WISH WE HAD A THOUSAND LIKE HIM. HE AND ALLEN WEST ARE TWO OF THE MOST. GREAT MEN. BACKING BOTH. WE HAVE ALL GOT TO STICK TOGETHER AND WE WILL GET THROUGH HIS. ESPECIALLY WITH GOD ON OUR SIDE. IF WE ALL PRAY AT 9 , EVERY EVENING FOR GOD TO RESTORE OUR GREAT COUNTRY AS ONLY HE CAN DO, HE WILL BUT WE HAVE ALL GOT TO ASK FOR HIS HELP. PLEASE, PLEASE TRY IT. ONLY TAKES 5 MIN. I HAVE BEEN FOR OVER A WEEK. WE HAVE ALL GOT TO.

  10. Dan Clamage says:

    Him and his cousin.

    • L.J. says:

      Hmmmm. Sort of reminds me of the other idiot do-nothing presdient–Jimmy 'the clown prince of peanutland' and his brother Billy. Remember Billy Beer?

      • Edwin says:

        Well, now, I would exactly say Jimmy Carter didn't do anything as president. He did help with Habitat for Humanity!
        He helped build houses for people.

        • Edwin says:

          Well, now, I wouldn't exactly say Jimmy Carter didn't do anything as president. He did help with Habitat for Humanity!
          He helped build houses for people.

        • DJS says:

          I was just talking to my husband yesterday about Carter and Building for Humanity. We are wondering what those houses look like right now? Are they still nice and pretty and new. Have the people kept them up? What do the inside and outsides look like. I'd like to see some very recent pictures of all these homes built all over the country.

        • Steven says:

          First, his time with Habitat for Humanity was AFTER his time in office. I once heard a rumor that some of the projects he help with were falling apart. I have no clue of the source, and made no attempt at the time to verify the rumor. Does anyone know if he actually help build anything, or if he just 'supervised'?

  11. lizaz says:

    So if he was supposed to be previously deported, why was he out driving drunk????????? This is how American citizens get killed by drunk illegal aliens (like the young man from MA last week). Something wrong with this picture…like how the government is obeying the laws?????

    • me1537 says:

      Just shows how the government is keeping all of us safe. NOT!!!!

    • LittleFartBert says:

      Probably because he's last name in obama. They were afraid to deport him because he might be related to czarbama. And you know how the czar hates for Americans to mess with him and his kind.

    • rafael says:

      IN HOUSTON AN ILLEGAL DRIVING DRUNK RUN OVER AND KILLED A POLICE OFFICER, THEY FOUND DRUGS AND COCAINE. ( DEPORTED 3 TIMES and came back ) . ANOTHER OFFICER WAS KILLED IN SAN ANTONIO BY A DRIVE AND SHOOT GANG OF ILLEGALS. ALL THIS VERY RECENT;

    • ANAMVET says:

      for one thing the government thinks it is above the laws that were put on paper by their prior public servants. so if they do not obide by the rules set down, how do you think the rest of the population will react to these laws, when their higher up so called elected people do not. and as per illegals round them all up and get them all out of america. no matter what. or have you ever heard of the words internment camps. what do you think guantanamo is, its an internment prison for individuals whom have done wrong to America. the japanese Americans were put into these camps at the start of the second world war. though the thing of it is, they did not a thing wrong to America. but they were japanese Americans and loyal to our flag not their old one. enough written.

    • marcel duranleau says:

      USA DE FACTO CORPORATION IS THE ENEMY CHECK: http://www.usavsus.info

  12. Thomas says:

    With the new exc. order that obama just shoved at the states, they'll probably send him to the black house to visit his cousin, it not being a proven criminal record yet. They'll say his rights are being violated and give amenisty, with a benifit care package.

    • Joan says:

      Yes, this other Obama will be given citizenship just like he gave his aunt that has been living in the USA and on welfare for years. She was also ordered back to Africa – but she never went and no one ever did anything about it until it hit the news and then the big O gave her citizenship and she also gets to go on vacations, etc with the rest of his family, friends,contributors, CEO's, and all the Black House staff members. What a generous guy, huh?

    • JACK says:

      they need to deport obomer and his uncle both back to kenya . hes done enough damage to our country

  13. krdave says:

    Make this guy President and send the imposter back. We'd be better off.

  14. krdave says:

    It was funny, but it was the biggest disappointment I've had lately.

  15. Klem Kadiddlehopper says:

    If only wishing made it so…

    • George says:

      I like your ( name ) ; Red Skelton was a real comedian , and a real clown . I live 30 miles from his birthplace , and visit there often .